on that bored don’t want to go home no makeup train grind again

on that bored don’t want to go home no makeup train grind again

In other news, I finished my first for-pleasure book in six months today and started on the second (OITNB) and I feel amazing and I love vacation and I wish I had given myself more than three weeks of it this summer.

HOLD UP why did no one tell me that in the book Piper’s bisexuality is not a one-time, just-a-phase, only-Alex thing?!?! why was I not told that it is, from page fucking 2, treated casually and matter-of-factly?!?!

why isn’t everyone paying attention to me at all times?

istg we are never going to make it to new york. this train is supposed to arrive at 5:30. it is 1 and we are not even out of virginia yet fuck me

my phone autocorrects the word SITUATION to be in all caps and I don’t know why. apparently nothing is ever just a run of the mill thing-that-is-happening. it is a SITUATION and should be treated with the utmost concern.

look at this hella awkward train selfie and then tell me I’m cute

look at this hella awkward train selfie and then tell me I’m cute

this is not the quiet car, but it is also not the “be an obnoxious twat” car either. why are you blaring music right now??? please stop.

(in other news, I am on the train now.)

looks like I am reading AGoT again, because I forgot to download the book I bought last night onto my ipad and now I have no wifi. ~*~westeros here I come~*~

gorrgon:

for a person who isn’t exclusively attracted to people of the same gender I sure do say im gay a lot