February 2012
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the MOST drunk and horny right now. and i think there was a bowl going around but i only hit it once and then never saw it again, so i’m not sure?
wahhhh a beer and a shot and losing at beer pong? can’t do it. no tolerance for alcohol at all.
“Rape culture is a culture in which people who have survived a violent crime are...”
– (i wish i could put this on a business card and hand it out to people who make rape jokes. the flip side would say FUCK YOU)
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Anonymous asked: my last boyfriend pressured me to do sexual things with him, and i never wanted to. it was completely coerced. we didn't actually have heterosexual intercourse, but we did a lot of other things, and i hate myself for it. i feel guilty and repulsed whenever i think about it, and sometimes even when the topic of sex comes up in general. i feel like i was raped and idk what to do :( it bothers...
“maybe u’ll uninstall missing e now u little shits”
– — david karp
nope, sorry dave. sucks to be you.
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crippling depression apparently now means eating my weight in blueberries and chain smoking an entire pack of cigarettes.
my life is falling apart.
cheap beer and blueberry pancakes.
yup, it’s a monday night.
i just received an email entitled “refrigeration efficacy” that was very formal. it had a header stating: “from the desk of the special assistant to the director of forensics” and was signed “sparky”. it contained very pertinent information concerning the cleanliness of the refrigerator in the teamroom.
brennan morris is a perfect human being. dear god, do i...
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Watchhere is a video of me dancing awkwardly to super mash bros.
59 more minutes of speech lab to go.
"Omg he's so cute, I just want to rape him! ^w^"...
manafromheaven:
manafromheaven:
2,276 notes I FINALLY KNOW THIS WEIRD FEELING OF “WHY SO MANY NOTES” SCOOTY, BITEY, KAYLA, HOLD ME
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Anonymous asked: what medication do you take that makes you lonely when it wears off? i think i have the same problem
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asldjfhasdh i just really want to snuggle up on someone.
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currently eating take-out chinese in my pajamas on a hotel bed, while watching portlandia on netflix.
this is how i spend a typical saturday night. i hope you all still want to be friends with me.
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
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BREAKING: Virginia Personhood Bill Officially Dead →
fuckyeahfeminists:
Green Your Period: DivaCup Review and Giveaway
becauseiamawoman:
I finally did it! I used my DivaCup, and let me tell you- there is no going back. For those of you who aren’t familiar with what it is, a DivaCup is a menstrual cup that you insert when you have your period. It catches all your menstrual blood, and when it is full you simply dump it in the toilet, rinse it out, and re-insert it!
According to their website, the DivaCup may be...
paper-trains replied to your photo: get the slut shaming off my newsfeed. i don’t want…
You should say something. I do every time I see slut shaming on my dash (unfortunately the IQ of most facebook users is below room temp so it’s pretty much a waste of time).
i kind of just don’t have the energy today. i know she won’t get it even if i try to explain it.
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